Mr. Runt
A self-proclaimed gulless
flip-flopper, Runt also sweats
when he sleeps.

On dealing with stress ..
"I'm a nervous eater."

Mr. Little
Ounce for ounce, the
toughest little chicken
on the planet

On alien invaders..
"I'm going to make them hurt ..
and not emotionally, like I do.."

Mr. Morkubine
Chicks dig him.
Dudes want to be him.

On .. everything..
"Yo."

Ms. Abby
Mess with her friends ...
and things are gonna get ugly.

Her advice to Mr. Little..
"Bottling up your feelings can lead to male pattern molting."