..Gary Dretzka
..Noah Forrest
..Leonard Klady
..R.J. Matson
..David Poland
..Douglas Pratt
..Ray Pride
..Michael Wilmington

June 6, 2003

2 Fast 2 Foolish
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The Main Event
Vincent "The Psycho" Gallo
vs
Roger "The Pulitzer Pundit" Ebert
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May 22 - Screen Daily - Vincent Gallo Defends His Bunny

May 23 - Screen Daily - Vincent Gallo Apologizes For "Disaterous" Brown Bunny

May 25 - Ebert - Director's dud widely reviled--even by him

June 2 - Page Six - Gallo Says, "I never apologized for anything in my life. I like the movie. I had 100 percent creative and financial control of it and if I didn't like it, I would have changed it. The only thing I'm sorry about is putting a curse on Roger Ebert's colon."

June 3- Page Six - Ebert Says, "When I had my last colonoscopy, they let me watch it on a little TV, and it was far more entertaining than Brown Bunny."

June 4 - Ebert - Gallo goes on the offensive after 'Bunny' flop

June 4 - Page Six - Gallo says, "As for the curse on his colon, what I actually said was that I put an unremovable black magic curse on his prostate"

ADDITIONAL TESTIMONY

New York Observer's Frank Di Giacomo Joins In With A Cover Story

From Vincent Gallo's Own Website
"How could it be exciting to go back home to a city where a born rich kid like that mini-dwarf, faggot, date-raper Harmony Korine lives. What happened to New York? Remember the old days when a girl like Connecticut Chloe Sevigny would be lucky to blow for a living?"

The Village Voice Gives Gallo The Sevigny Treatment
"Vincent Gallo, please don't give up. You're a one-man army, and we should all fight conventional filmmaking. Keep up the war!"

Empire On The Mess
"It's hugely self-indulgent, with Chloe Sevigny's blow-job at the end almost a metaphor for Gallo getting the audience to suck him off."