February 7, 2003
From Variety.com Award Central
Posted: Sun., Feb.
2, 2003, 4:27pm PT
Crashing the party for poor Marty
By WILLIAM GOLDMAN
I don't know about the rest of you, but I am sick unto death of feeling
guilty about Martin Scorsese. Here are the names of five great directors:
Charlie Chaplin, Howard Hawks, Alfred Hitchcock, Stanley Kubrick and
Orson Welles. What do they have in common? For all their fame and brilliance,
none has won the Oscar for best direction.
Neither has Scorsese.
Should the five
have won? Absolutely. But it's not a mortal sin they didn't. Should
Scorsese? You bet. A couple of times. ("Taxi Driver," obviously,
"Raging Bull," obviously. But I fell in love with his talent
earlier on, with "Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore.")
This year, more
than ever, it's like there's a Byzantine plot to get Scorsese the honor.
As if the phonier critics all dropped to their knees and looked up at
the Hollywood Gods, going in unison, "Oh pwease, we twied so hard
wif 'Kundun,' we even twied wif 'Bwing Out the Dead,' so pwease pwease
wet Marty win this year, he wants it sooooo bad."
That he does. The
Hollywood parties he is attending must make him want to barf, but there
is, glad-handing anyone in the vicinity who is an Academy member who
might throw him a vote.
Miramax, the greatest
movie company of the era (and the most brutal -- and maybe they have
to go together) is so all-out for Scorsese it's heart-stopping. They
do a brilliant job and I honor that -- but I will never forgive them
for hyping the Oscar to Roberto Benigni, the scummiest award in the
Academy's history. And I suspect Scorsese will win, too.
But he sure doesn't
deserve it, not this year -- "Gangs of New York" is a mess.
Please do not sputter
on about some of the visuals -- my God, bring Ed Wood back from the
dead, give him a hundred mil-plus to play with, he'd give you some visuals,
too.
No, the problem
with "Gangs of New York" is nothing new in Scorsese's work
-- he has never been secure with a story. No one's much better with
actors or look or camera placement. It's that most crucial director's
tool that haunts him. The reason his movies do not make much, if any,
money is not because he is dealing with esoteric subjects that are above
the average moviegoer's head. It's the clumsy storytelling that frustrates
us, sending us out of the theater dissatisfied.
"Gangs"
is in trouble from the outset. In the opening scene Leo, at about age
10, is watching his daddy shave. There is a cut. The razor is given
to the kid and then the father intones the following: "The blood
stays on the blade."
I have a friend
who is so giddy with the sheer pretentiousness of that line that he
says it to everyone. You say "Good morning." He answers, "Yes,
and the blood stays on the blade."
And please do not
blame the screenwriter for that. Because when you are dealing with a
giant ape director, they get what they want. And Scorsese chose to open
the story that way.
What story though?
The lack of an answer is what demolishes the movie. Is it about gang
warfare? Family revenge? Irish immigration? The Civil War? The draft?
Political corruption? Prejudice? These subjects and more, all of them
valid enough alone, flicker in and out, never accumulating or connecting
one to the other.
One example to
indicate the problem: Two hours and seven minutes into the film, folks,
there is a scene between Leo and the political boss of New York -- and
they are discussing a subject never mentioned before in the movie and
which you could not guess if I gave you the rest of my lifetime: who
is going to run for Sheriff.
For 10 minutes,
an amazing wasted length of movie time, and especially damaging this
late into a pic, we deal with the election of the sheriff and his subsequent
murder and Leo eventually challenging Daniel Day-Lewis to combat.
But we knew from
the first sequence that this would happen because Day-Lewis killed Leo's
pop.
So now the fight,
yes? Nope. Not in this baby. Ten additional minutes drudge on before
they get to it.
OK, a word about
fights in the 2002 films: It's the worst year ever. I thought nothing
would ever beat "Insomnia" with Pacino in climactic combat
vs. that tower of power, Robin Williams,. Eleven feet tall, the two
of them together, tops.
But this fight
was worse -- because you couldn't see it. Scorsese has hidden it behind
the smoke of cannon fire. Nothing to make John Wayne worry.
But the battle
is still better than the way the movie ends, with a disgraceful shot
of the World Trade Center.
I guess if you
can't move people legitimately, you do what you have to do
Date in print: Mon., Feb. 3, 2003